Another high-profile head football coach bit the dust on Sunday when LSU’s Brian Kelly got fired.
He had James Franklin Disease, in that he could win a lot of games, but never the ones that really mattered.
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Still, a win is a win — even if it’s against The Little Sisters of The Poor — and his overall record is much better than that of Kevin Stefanski. Yet, the Browns head coach keeps his job, even after another dreadful performance last Sunday in a 32-13 loss to the New England Patriots.
So, then, what has to happen for Stefanski to get canned?
Does he have to call three consecutive gadget plays in a game?
Does Myles Garrett have to get eight sacks and the Browns still lose?
Does he have to slam his helmet to the turf six times on the sideline?
Do the Browns have to get negative net passing yardage?
Do the Browns, after scoring on their opening drive using the 15 scripted plays, have to not get past their own 40 for the rest of the game, for three consecutive weeks?
Does the other team have to start going into the victory formation in the third quarter?
Do Browns receivers have to get a double-digit number of drops in a game?
Does the offense have to get 100 yards of penalties in the first half for three weeks in a row?
Does the term “false start” have to become a play in the playbook?
Does the Browns offense have to go three-and-out for every possession of the game?
Do the Browns have to set an NFL record for punts in a season?
Does the offensive highlight reel have to cease to exist?
Does it have to get to the point where a fan could do his grocery shopping between first downs?
Indeed, what has to happen to make owner Jimmy Haslam put on his big boy pants and do something about this? I want to know.
Steve King
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